An Idea for a Restaurant

Article Three of the Constitution states that “the judicial Power of the United States, shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish.”
That’s nice and all, but what’s really great is how it opens up great possibilities for puns (pun-sibilities?)
I want to build a coffee and tea shop near the Supreme Court and name it “Article Tea”. Some menu ideas:
– Burgers and Frankfurters —obligatory
– Oberge-fala-fell wraps — Enjoy equal tahini under the law
– John Marshall-mallow pies — Goes well with “Mar-bled-bury pound cake”
– An-tuna-nin salad — Tuna salad as the founders would have understood it. None of this “fat free mayo” nonsense.
– Ruth Bader floats — A small portion that packs a huge wallop.
– Oral Argu-Mint milkshake — Super chunky! You can only go a few sips before you get a chunk of chocolate that causes you to slow down. Go too fast, and you may get a headache and question everything that you believe.
– Miran-Daquiri — Comes in a special commemorative glass that you can take into custody.
– Brandeis Cream Sundae — Tasty, but the ingredients are secret. You may even say that they are “private”.
-Brennan Muffin — Liberally loaded with oats, nuts, and raisins.
Any other suggestions?

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